Hehe, yeah I know about the gum thing but Wil freaks the fuck out if I go anywhere near her mouth, and as you indicate as possible, I'm pretty certain I wouldn't know a moist gum from a dehydrated gum anyway (especially with her hissing and shredding at my skin!).

I should check my gums the next time I'm all dehydrated as fuck and hungover and see if I can tell the difference. ;)

Thanks for the tip though! I might try it if I get desperate and don't mind losing a pint of blood from the back of my hands, hehe.