Nah, Halloween ain't big down here. Some people have parties, but most people ignore it. It doesn't help that like my friend from Minnesota says, it's not even autumn so what's the point?

We have the rugby sevens instead, which sounds really weird, but that's when dress-ups take over the country. You look out the window on sevens day and see hordes of Rambos and slutty nurses and Phantoms in purple unitards. The crazy thing is that people all dress up the same in groups, like teams.