B movies are movies that are intentionally bad and usually have lots of T and A and bad titles: Sorority Babes In the Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama, Attack Of the Killer Bimbos, etc. I love them! Cinema Insomnia is a show on at midnight on public television where I live. It's kind of like the show Elvira had with a nutty horror host ("Mr. Lobo") who shows a bad horror or sci-fi movie. Joe Bob Briggs is the Drive In movie critic of Texas. He also used to host Monstervision on TNT. He gives movies ratings and tells you things like, "Kung fu. Monkey fu. Eight breasts. Two decapitated heads> Fun for the whole family!" He always reviews crappy movies on video/DVD because of the lack of drive-ins. Mermaids....well I'M a mermaid! That says it all! Snails, I just love the little guys. I move them off of sidewalks and out of driveways. They're just so defenseless and people (children mostly) seem to take great joy in stomping on them. Tattoos. Want. Very much. Someone else pay please. The Sweet Potato Queens. The Head Queen is Jill Coonor Browne and she's written several SPQ books. My favorite is called "Every Man I Love Is Either Dead, Gay or Married". Any other questions?
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Date: 2007-10-09 03:37 am (UTC)Cinema Insomnia is a show on at midnight on public television where I live. It's kind of like the show Elvira had with a nutty horror host ("Mr. Lobo") who shows a bad horror or sci-fi movie.
Joe Bob Briggs is the Drive In movie critic of Texas. He also used to host Monstervision on TNT. He gives movies ratings and tells you things like, "Kung fu. Monkey fu. Eight breasts. Two decapitated heads> Fun for the whole family!" He always reviews crappy movies on video/DVD because of the lack of drive-ins.
Mermaids....well I'M a mermaid! That says it all!
Snails, I just love the little guys. I move them off of sidewalks and out of driveways. They're just so defenseless and people (children mostly) seem to take great joy in stomping on them.
Tattoos. Want. Very much. Someone else pay please.
The Sweet Potato Queens. The Head Queen is Jill Coonor Browne and she's written several SPQ books. My favorite is called "Every Man I Love Is Either Dead, Gay or Married".
Any other questions?