Jul. 12th, 2018

dumb jokes

Jul. 12th, 2018 09:43 am
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As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.
But hay, it’s in my jeans.

How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.

An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar.
I know because they told me.

I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh.
Sadly, no pun in 10 did.

Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes.

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