dumb jokes
Jul. 12th, 2018 09:43 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
serafaeryAs a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.
But hay, it’s in my jeans.
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar.
I know because they told me.
I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh.
Sadly, no pun in 10 did.
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes.
But hay, it’s in my jeans.
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar.
I know because they told me.
I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh.
Sadly, no pun in 10 did.
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes.
