inappropriate items

There are a couple of inappropriate randomly silly xmas items out on the internet that i want to get because they make me laugh, but anyone i try to give them to I'm afraid will be offended or not amused, so they just sit in my open tabs. making me giggle slightly. lol.

"snoop on a stoop" is one, bc of my vitriol for elf on a shelf. (that just seems like such a mean concept. but maybe that's just me showing my age.) it's snoop dog smokin' a doobie with a gold chain and it just makes me laugh.

and then this random wooden santa ornament that looks vintage until you open it and his pants come down and a little penis pops out? wtf I don't even understand why this exists but it makes me lol.