serafaery

i made josh some salmon salad with canned salmon, yogurt, pickles, green onions, and some really lovely seasonings, to put on his spinach salad. i described the meal several times. i chopped and set out salad toppings to sprinkle onto his spinach with it: walnuts, carrots, tomatoes, cilantro, more green onions. i explained this to him and set it all out carefully in the fridge for him: spinach bag, salmon/yogurt mix, toppings.

he dumped the toppings into the salmon mix and ate the entire bowl of salmon with no spinach. at all.

wtf. all he's said he wanted was spinach salad. i told him this was a topping for his salad. why. whyyyyyyyyyy.

why do i even try.

that was probably like 3000 calories lol. and now he has nothing to put on his giant bag of spinach, which he never stops talking about being his favorite thing to eat.

men can be really dense.

i know they don't care about food but jesus. he really doesn't hear a word i say, does he.