can you tell i really want a drink rn?

[serafaery]

Trying to unwind from a good but really weird day at werk, wish I could go get a cocktail with my girls but the sun is out and my girlfriends are all hidden away. i guess i don't have girlfriends anymore?

my fave astrologers tweeted a signs-as-drinks thing that's for "paying subscribers only" so I'm gunna make up my own based on my friends and what I think they would drink lol

Aries: beer. solid air lol.
Taurus: everyone will say wine but, yeah okay wine lol (I'm a taurus sun and I prefer beer and/or tequila but I'm a weird taurus let's admit it, I'm a leo moon which guides a lot of my tastes - also I've been on a huge rose kick since pandemic so figure that out)
Gemini: champagne (finding the softeness in all the dodginess)
Cancer: manhattan (suave)
Leo: margarita (tequila!)
Virgo: martini or hard kombucha (they're very pragmatic)
Scorpio: spanish coffee (aka off the hook)
Sagittarius: sangria or white claw (fun loving)
Capricorn: gin and tonic (down to business)
Aquarius: mai thai (or daiquiri or why is the rum gone)
Pisces: whiskey sour or radler (they don't think when they drink - or they drink to stop thinking?)

Comments

[arethinn]

Virgo: martini or hard kombucha (they're very pragmatic)

Well you're not wrong, although it's only been since hard kombucha became a bigger fad and there have been more companies getting into it with more flavors that I've warmed up to it. When my only choice was Boochcraft, pass. TBH I'd drink everything you listed here though, lol.