can you tell i really want a drink rn?

Trying to unwind from a good but really weird day at werk, wish I could go get a cocktail with my girls but the sun is out and my girlfriends are all hidden away. i guess i don't have girlfriends anymore?

my fave astrologers tweeted a signs-as-drinks thing that's for "paying subscribers only" so I'm gunna make up my own based on my friends and what I think they would drink lol

Aries: beer. solid air lol.
Taurus: everyone will say wine but, yeah okay wine lol (I'm a taurus sun and I prefer beer and/or tequila but I'm a weird taurus let's admit it, I'm a leo moon which guides a lot of my tastes - also I've been on a huge rose kick since pandemic so figure that out)
Gemini: champagne (finding the softeness in all the dodginess)
Cancer: manhattan (suave)
Leo: margarita (tequila!)
Virgo: martini or hard kombucha (they're very pragmatic)
Scorpio: spanish coffee (aka off the hook)
Sagittarius: sangria or white claw (fun loving)
Capricorn: gin and tonic (down to business)
Aquarius: mai thai (or daiquiri or why is the rum gone)
Pisces: whiskey sour or radler (they don't think when they drink - or they drink to stop thinking?)